Luckily, I have some pretty funny kids and when they aren't driving me crazy, they are making me laugh.
Estefan: Reading is hard. Its boring and hard. The older I get, the less pictures there are in the books!
Allie: I am a princess, I don't have to work.
Me: Well then how will you get money.
Allie: From the taxes of course.
Me: ....
Mark: When daddy be home?
Me: At dinner time.
Mark: Dinner, yucky. Me hate dat. Daddy no come home.
(note to self: Mark doesn't like sweet and sour chicken.)