Mark: Can I have some milk momma?
Allie: Be careful Mark, if you drink too much milk you're gonna turn into milk.
Me: How about he'll turn into a cow. Cow's make milk.
Mark: No, momma, cows made of hamburger.
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Dustin: Hey, is today fast Sunday?
Me: Yeah I think it is.
Allie: On fast Sundays you don't treats.
You only get treats on slow Sundays.
